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I don’t normally dedicate a post to music videos,mainly because I get hits from people who don’t actually want to be on my site, but I liked this one Lyrics after the jump:-
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As spam comments go I think this one made me laugh…
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It’s the random “Fish” near the end that did it, now do we think this is a babel fish feature inserting piscine references into suspected spam?
That’s right I have been doing man things today, Wife told me a few weeks back that if I didn’t sort out the shelves in the hall cupboard that I would feel her wrath, it was quite nice, so today she asked if I would sort out the shelves once and for all…
I had a brief thought that I should put my boots on before starting, I didn’t, anyway I was well into putting up the supports in the fore mentioned cupboard when I realized I had not picked up the bag of screws. So I put down the power drill and walked out into the hallway towards the stairs and turned the air blue as I kicked the door frame with my left foot not mind you with any of the major toes O no with my little toe the smallest toe in existence and I KICKED the door frame with it.
In a grump I was halfway up the stairs to go get my Boots when Wife finally shows some concern and says she had better check it before I cover it up, to my relief I had actually damaged it. I’ve taken the skin clean of the top/front of my toe, don’t ask, I don’t know either.
Only thing is I made myself look like a total girly wuss because I have the most ticklish feet in the world and everytime Wife touched them to try and mop up some of the blood, I kept squealing, the pain was the normal I just stubbed my toe pain but she almost got my foot in her mouth every time she touched my foot.
I love Wife very much. she puts up with alot, like when I’m being Mr Poopyhead. She does not deserve a kick in the head for trying to help.
later she let me use the nailgun to fix bits of wood together 
Well I don’t have one yet but ThinkGeek are now selling the Optimus Maximus Keyboard!!!!
a snip at $1,589.99
Dear Santa,….
I’ve been thinking about getting a new job for a few weeks now and then I saw this and I just want to know was it his comment or something else the scared them?
I finished Crysis, and started a new project, don’t worry Bert is still going to happen I just wanted something I could knock off quickly(note to self :- don’t make rude joke).
“What is it this time?” I hear you all drone. Well it’s still a C# project, but not a game. It stems from an idea I had back when I was writing P.A.S.S. as an AJAX app @ Source but I just never got round to doing anything about it.
It’s a desktop app for site administration that needs little or no server tech as all the pages and support files are compiled on your system then FTP’d to the server. Some things can’t be pre-generated, so there will need to be some server side scripting but nothing that could be exploited by a hacker.
The biggest drawback to using PHP-Nuke and other CMS apps is all the admin software is on the site just begging to be exploited, and lets face it how often do you need to update your site from a computer other than your main PC? plus all CMS software rely on a database of some description and that opens up for SQL code injection if the scripts aren’t written properly.
Another thing is that with classic ASP there was no native way to upload files and even with PHP uploading more than 5 files is a pain.
I worked on something similar to this for Pyro back in the days when I had allot of time on My hands and the less said about that the better, but it could be adapted to do that job to 
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For the moment I’m trying to K.I.S.S., starting with the RSS module, it’ll take your posts and then compile the HTML site to view them same as blogger dose.
You’ll know if I get it up and running because I’ll replace this site with a new one
I’ve just got back from my holidays in Florida with the wife, had a great time and I don’t want to go back to work tomorrow 
Anywho I’ll probably be wiping my system in the next few days so I can put in my 233Gb Hdd as my primary boot. My original plan of installing a 40Gb Primary and 233Gb secondary so I could move the users Dir over to the Secondary drive failed Badly and I keep running out of space on the primary drive. I also bought Crisis and GTA: San Andreas while I was in the Sates so I want to wipe my system and rebuild before I start playing them.
So my plan for this week is:-
Because the original song isn’t creepy enough…
Totaly off topic but it made me laugh a few weeks back when I heard it on Radio 1.
